• ammnontet:


    Drew on my hand today


    (via pizzaah)

  • peace-after-revolution:

    The temp controls in my fridge are the same as the ones in my heart


    (via heart)

  • "If I don’t clean my house soon, someone is going to bring in blindfolded people for a Febreze commercial."
  • asseroth:


    a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

    I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

    (via heart)

  • mysterymeat237:


    Bill Gates jumping over a chair

    nice one bill

    (Source: kalstedom, via heart)

  • sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

    "We’re preparing you for the real world"

    I don’t meant to alarm you but

    the real world has calculators

    (Source: sabriel-palmer, via surprisebitch)